viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

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onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

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insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made

insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

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joshpeck:

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hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital

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SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA

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you’re probably right

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hestmord:

thevirginmarysue:

IM CRYING

ive never seen photorealism in manga before

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